[He would LOVE Dungeons and Dragons. So much.]

I really need to fire him, but he'll just keep coming back anyway.

[He's joking, he'd never fire Ruddiger, he's the best trash panda. He lets out a smug little hum.]

It really would be deeply foolish. After all, I still clearly have the upper hand. You wouldn't want anything... unfortunate to happen to your precious pup after all.

[Unfortunate like an ear scritch!! ]