After seeing Ruby's reaction to that, I have absolutely no intention of eating it. I might dissect one to see what it's actually comprised - but I assure you that is based solely on scientific curiosity and nothing else.

[He's going to pocket it. So there.]

Glitch has got a point, though. Qrow is really stressed all the time.

[Dragging Ruby's uncle(s) is a lot easier than focusing on Fern. It's better than letting the horrible all-consuming darkness in about that again. If Qrow and Clover are the voodoo doll they need to stick pins in to deal with this better, then so be it.]

I don't know what a shotgun wedding is, but I yeah, they probably couldn't do that stealthily. I just assumed it was a thing from back home. Guess not?