[It's in fancy cursive and everything. You wanna GO, Ruby? You wanna go?!!]
Lady Ruby Rose,
I am indeed getting along in my years and appreciate your kind and thoughtful gesture for my old man eyes. Forsooth, this is how we communicate in ye olden tymes, where I indeed hail from.
I am touched by your crafty plans and look forward to the day where I can, indeed, "pew pew" alchemy at my foes. One day it will assuredly be my most treasured possession. I certainly do need the help for my poor old hip. Sadly, it is not what it used to be.
Your faithful friend,
Varian
P.S. You're older than me.
P.P.S. Thank you and thank you for stalking my Staggr I guess.
P.P.P.S. Literally any time.
P.P.P.P.S. That is not a look anyone can carry off, I've seen it with my own eyes so I sure hope not.
P.P.P.P.S. Wow, thanks. My memory completely blanked who you were. Thanks for the reminder.
P.P.P.P.P.S. You're going to have to give Ruddiger a treat or he'll trash your house.
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Lady Ruby Rose,
I am indeed getting along in my years and appreciate your kind and thoughtful gesture for my old man eyes. Forsooth, this is how we communicate in ye olden tymes, where I indeed hail from.
I am touched by your crafty plans and look forward to the day where I can, indeed, "pew pew" alchemy at my foes. One day it will assuredly be my most treasured possession. I certainly do need the help for my poor old hip. Sadly, it is not what it used to be.
Your faithful friend,
Varian
P.S. You're older than me.
P.P.S. Thank you and thank you for stalking my Staggr I guess.
P.P.P.S. Literally any time.
P.P.P.P.S. That is not a look anyone can carry off, I've seen it with my own eyes so I sure hope not.
P.P.P.P.S. Wow, thanks. My memory completely blanked who you were. Thanks for the reminder.
P.P.P.P.P.S. You're going to have to give Ruddiger a treat or he'll trash your house.