[See that's why Ruby keeps Varian around. He appreciates her high quality booty jokes. She starts to wring out her clothes as best she can, sorry townspeople. The boats taking on a bit of water now.]

I dunno? Maybe people like the danger of protentional concussions? Like an adrenaline high but for kissing?

Yeah. Practice makes perfect, right? I kind of like my eyes where they are right now.