[That's just rude, Yang. What if something tried to kill them on their date? You have to be prepared!!!]
I don't know??? I don't understand the appeal of floating in a boat in the dark? What's romantic about this?
[He decides, seen as they're going to just float along in a boring tunnel and be bored, he might as well try and work out how the boat moves. It doesn't have an engine or anything. He leans over the edge to peer at the tracks just below the murky water at exactly the same moment Ruby decides to rock the damn thing. He manages a small, ungraceful 'urp' before he tips over into the drink as their little boat continues its merry way onwards.
Good job, Ruby, you killed him.
Except, you know, it's like three foot of water at most and Varian sits up, drenched. At least he managed to avoid the internal parts of the track- that could have been a depressing end to the date. ]
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I don't know??? I don't understand the appeal of floating in a boat in the dark? What's romantic about this?
[He decides, seen as they're going to just float along in a boring tunnel and be bored, he might as well try and work out how the boat moves. It doesn't have an engine or anything. He leans over the edge to peer at the tracks just below the murky water at exactly the same moment Ruby decides to rock the damn thing. He manages a small, ungraceful 'urp' before he tips over into the drink as their little boat continues its merry way onwards.
Good job, Ruby, you killed him.
Except, you know, it's like three foot of water at most and Varian sits up, drenched. At least he managed to avoid the internal parts of the track- that could have been a depressing end to the date. ]
Oh, ugh this water smells like old engine parts.