[The ride... Is not what Ruby was expecting at all. To be honest she had no idea what she was expecting. What she did know was that she was really hoping for that monster to show up right about now.

...Except it didn't show up. And they were just left in the dark.]

I'm going to level with you right now, Varian. I have no idea what's going on here.

Do people actually enjoy stuff like this?

[Don't mind her as she reaches her hand into the water and tries to paddle the boat along faster.]

Uh! Is anyone there!? I think the rides broken!