The benevolence you have shown the gummy bears today will surely be writ in the annals of history.

[And of course she's just gonna start eating gummy bears again. At least they're not the ones from the bucket. Small mercies. ]

I'm pretty sure that's knee-cap breaking territory right there and I'm still attached to that leg of mine at the moment. Maybe another time.

Yeah, there are way less spooky momentoes. [He'd rather not have your ghost hanging around, Ruby. Demi Moore he is not.]

So, does the staff have a name?