Then from now on, I know exactly who to defer to when it comes to criminal knowledge.

Depends on your definition of cool. I'm testing the osmotic pressure of these candies called gummy bears. They're made of gelatine so putting them in another solution will make-

[Halfway through that he remembered he wasn't talking to a science nerd, sorry Ruby. ]

Uh. The candy sucks up the solution and basically I'm finding an effective way to drug gummy bears. Don't judge me.