droptheious: (I can guess the reasons why)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote 2020-12-31 12:07 am (UTC)

[He's a pro.]

They're not fake, they're real things. I told you about the carbon allotrope twice now. I'm not doing that one again. But sure, okay, science lesson with Varian on his awful, awful dating profile, why not. I'm gonna use small words:

- Cyanoacrylate - It's glue. It's literally glue.
- Galvanic cell - It's a cell that can generate electricity. Kind of. It's complicated and it involves even more complicated processes and bigger words. I think she means there will be sparks.

God I hate this.

- Litmus paper turns red when it's dipped in acid.
- Francium is an element that attracts a lot of electrons. It's actually super dangerous but I think she means the other kind of attractive.
- The periodic symbol for Copper is Cu the symbol for Tellurium is Te. Put them together and you get CuTe. Like "cutie" har har har.

Thus concludes the most awkward science lesson ever.

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