[Well, at least thanks to his panicked message to Fern, he knows this isn't Graden Variety Ruby. He just needs to treat this like if he was talking to the girls. Except... the girls would never do anything like this.
Catalina maybe, actually.]
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I won't be a big jerk. I honestly don't know where that picture came from. It was a while ago.
[Back before he went off on a crazy murder tangent and messed up his life forever. There's a reason he's smiling.]
Fine, I'll give you a little heart.
There. Now you can win the game, because you got one more than me.
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Catalina maybe, actually.]
Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I won't be a big jerk. I honestly don't know where that picture came from. It was a while ago.
[Back before he went off on a crazy murder tangent and messed up his life forever. There's a reason he's smiling.]
Fine, I'll give you a little heart.
There. Now you can win the game, because you got one more than me.
[God, he hopes she doesn't find this later. ]