I knew he'd turn his back on me one day. You just can't get the minions these days.
[Okay this is embarrassing. He raises a finger into the air.]
NO! No- I've- I've got it. Good terms, too. Really dastardly ones.
[There aren't any final traps. Because he's not about to fire any right at her face. ]
I demand a great sacrifice for you! [yeah he is absolutely winging it] Um. [Shit. Why doesn't he ever think anything through?] A... plate of your favourite cookies?
no subject
[Okay this is embarrassing. He raises a finger into the air.]
NO! No- I've- I've got it. Good terms, too. Really dastardly ones.
[There aren't any final traps. Because he's not about to fire any right at her face. ]
I demand a great sacrifice for you! [yeah he is absolutely winging it] Um. [Shit. Why doesn't he ever think anything through?] A... plate of your favourite cookies?
[Wow. Fucking flawless.]