droptheious: (All of this fun)
Varian ([personal profile] droptheious) wrote 2020-04-23 10:52 pm (UTC)

I knew he'd turn his back on me one day. You just can't get the minions these days.

[Okay this is embarrassing. He raises a finger into the air.]

NO! No- I've- I've got it. Good terms, too. Really dastardly ones.

[There aren't any final traps. Because he's not about to fire any right at her face. ]

I demand a great sacrifice for you! [yeah he is absolutely winging it] Um. [Shit. Why doesn't he ever think anything through?] A... plate of your favourite cookies?

[Wow. Fucking flawless.]

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