Oh, I work with dangerous chemicals a lot. Dad has a lot of fire extinguishers everywhere. Just in case!!!
[He sounds so delighted about the FIRES. Why would anyone not be delighted about the FIRES?!!
Noctis remains the smartest man alive, and instead of being offended, Varian just nods in commiseration. He gets it. He is also, you know, the oldest teenager alive. That too.]
At least you won't be alone! [He looks a little disappointed he can't immediately start hurling explosives about. But relents and pulls out a pretty solid looking book form his bag. ]
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I guess this'll do. Heads up!
[Which is all the warning Noctis gets before Varian just LOBS it at his HEAD. The kid's got freakishly good aim. ]
no subject
[He sounds so delighted about the FIRES. Why would anyone not be delighted about the FIRES?!!
Noctis remains the smartest man alive, and instead of being offended, Varian just nods in commiseration. He gets it. He is also, you know, the oldest teenager alive. That too.]
At least you won't be alone! [He looks a little disappointed he can't immediately start hurling explosives about. But relents and pulls out a pretty solid looking book form his bag. ]
Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, I guess this'll do. Heads up!
[Which is all the warning Noctis gets before Varian just LOBS it at his HEAD. The kid's got freakishly good aim. ]